Cougar Dating Mclaren Vale, South Australia

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

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- Looking for fun not too much..

- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

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- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

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- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

- Im more of a get to know you before i bang your girl so please don't ask for my address. If I want to fuck, ill invite you over ok

- Up for mutual no strings attached fun

- If you are looking for someone to entertain you while you are bored and have nothing better to do, then I am the right one for you. I am quite a talkative lass, so there's not a single dull moment when you are chatting with me. My mind is full of interesting stories and naughty fantasies. I can tickle your mind in ways you've never thought that is possible. Message me right now, and experience the best chat you'll ever have in your life.

- I am married, but love dogging in secluded public places, but only on Friday and Saturday nights, I will always have a male friend with me, he does NOT play, he is there to look after me I am NOT into pain or any rough stuff, if that happens it finishes on the spot My arse (most times), pussy, mouth, titts are always in play SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS REQUIRED I love strong, hard, thick, long dicks, at least 7 inches, you will be happy and the happier you make me the happier you will be If you say you will play and don't front, you will never be invited again Please do NOT ask me sexy chatts or any other sort of chatting, this is of NO interest to me, I am only interested in the physical thing