Cougar Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Confident, clean and sexy. Just here for NSA adventures and fun to help satisfy my needs. Looking for someone safe (please no killer types), attentive and spontaneous guy to push boundaries and escape life with. If outdoor play dates sound fun send me a message.. bonus points if you can meet at short notice (I get sooo horny)

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- Well, I guess it is already evident that I am not that young anymore. But despite that, I want to say that I still know how to function well in bed and in a way that will leave men wanting for more. By the way, I am not here to find a sugar baby or anything like that. The reason why I am here is because I want to find a guy who would want to touch, tease, and maybe play with me in my dungeon a.k.a. my bedroom.

- Among all the parts of my sexy and seductive body, I think the part that is most liked by men is my pair of gigantic and perky tits. With these tits of mine, men would be so pleased because they are able to suck, lick, and even fuck something that is as huge as melons. If you are one of those guys who are into enormous boobies, maybe I'm the one for you.

- I'm one of those who work hard and party harder. So I want somebody who can keep up with me when it comes to drinking and sex (of course). If you can't keep up with both, I hope that you can at least keep up with me when it comes to sex. Because I enjoy doing it all night long.

- i like bud and phat asses

- look for some fun and to enjoy the ride ;) please make me wet

- What do I say attached get little me time but make the most of what little I get... And my location on here is incorrect I'm a little further outback

- Confident yet nice and sweet. Bigger girl. Big tummy and butt. Looking for gentlemen that appreciate curves. I love kissing and cuddling. Ive been told Im a great kisser. xo

- I seldom go to parties and usually stay at home watching videos that arouse me. I'm so sick and tired of doing everything myself so why don't hit that message button so we can touch each other's inner beast and try something new.

- Straight up! Im a large lady, just over 90kgs but Im working on it. My teeth arent the best but Im working on it. Im on the Mid North Coast of NSW so unless youre willing to travel (?)

- I've been seperated for 3 years. My kids are 19 and 18 and are off doing their own thing and I'm ready to meet lots of new people and see what happens. Im a creative, fun loving, caring friend to have around (so Im told) I enjoy entertaining family and friends, I also love to explore different cuisines, travel to places close and far away, see movies, or to see live Musicals at the Theatre. Im a good cook but I tend to reserve these skills for the all too infrequent but elaborate dinner party.

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- I'm this lady who fancies being watched while having sex. I'd like to see them people who are watching the nice show become toey as someone keeps on shagging me. It's absolutely the best feeling ever in the world to have men get a stiffy in public. That's something I'd love to do again and again. Probably even I get old, I'd still engage in different kinds of sex, especially those that are out of this world.

- I am the type of woman who is always looking forward to a fun and exciting weekend. It is because (1) I can stay home all day or (2) go to parties with my girlfriends. For this week, I think I would be going to the party. I could go, flirt around and meet a man to bring me home.