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Single - "Hotstuff has not yet written a chat up line."

Single - "I Have 40H Breasts"

Single - "Hey I'm Emily. I like good music (rock, metal, pop punk and ska)! I play bass and enjoy gigs. I'm a massive nerd (even though i don't look like it) so the whole "hey babez you iz fit, wanna hang, won't catch my attention!"

- "Rhianna has not yet written a chat up line."

In a relationship - "Im looking for friendship 1st then maybe more."

Single - "I'm cheerful, very happy-go-lucky and I'd like to think that I'm fun to be around! How about you put that to the test!"

Single - "Let's see if you come up to my standards!"

Single - "Definitely not your ordinary girl!"

- Not Given - - "hello? wana meet ?"

Separated - "wot u waitin 4?"

Divorced - "Pert and ripe and ready for a good sucking and fucking"

Single - "Hot blonde babe will visit you today"

Single - "Horny and ready as I'll ever be"

Has Boyfriend - "The sex with my boyfriend is just bad... I really need someone to remind me how it's done properly!"

Divorced - "attractive greek lady"

Single - "hey there fancy a chat?"

Single - "easy going Geordie Lass living down south"

Single - "looking for a true and genuine love"

Single - "believe in the magic of your dreams!"

Single - "There are so many adventures to explore. Fancy joining me on the journey?"