Cougar Dating Heckmondwike, West Yorkshire

Married - "Jo Brand lookalike looking for laughs!"

Lives with boyfriend - "Sadly my partner is not quite up to my standard and I'm here to find someone who is!"

In a relationship - "Ive now found my Robin Hood so Maid Marion as been saved"

Single - "Excited to meet someone special. I hope I strike it lucky!"

Divorced - "Words will only get you so far, actions will show people who you really are! Are you talker or a walker?"

Single - "Turn that frown upside down and give us as a smile back!"

Divorced - "At 130 mph no one hears you scream"

Separated - "justclaire is deciding on her chat-up line"

Divorced - "I am quiet to start off with but soon warm up. I'm divorced and have been treated badly in the past but am now looking for a gentleman to restore my faith in the opposite sex. come and drop me a line or two and perhaps we can become friends if nothing els"

Divorced - "I've still got it all going on!"