Cougar Dating Mortlake, New South Wales

- Looking for something discreet and ongoing

- Friendly, funny and confident but not here to make friends. My big bump isnt for everyone but is my most prized possession.

- Looking for regular fun and a connection in and out of the bedroom

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

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- Looking to have fun and be spoilt and pampered 😌

- Given that I am a chatty and a quite loud person, I would want to stumble upon a man who has a personality like mine. I prefer to be with a man who has lots of stories to share with me and who has plenty of naughty ideas to tell. With that, I don't need a silent and shy man. Instead, who I need is an expressive, chatty, adventurous, and wild man.

- I am a tender woman, but at the same time I can be a naughty girl! If you are with me, you'll always find laughter, a friend and diversity of pleasures. My passion is cooking. And I just love to treat my friends with goodies! When I'm cheerful, I laugh, dance and sing about love for the world that fills my heart.

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- I am not the prettiest lady but I am honest trust worthy and friendly I am also a submissive in the bedroom I like to have naughty fun I also like younger guys as well so if your up for a older lady I don't bite.:)

- When I was a little girl, all I knew was how to blow balloons. But as I grew older, I learned a lot of the things and one of them is giving up blowing balloons. Instead I opt for something harder and longer than balloons. I now enjoy blowing dicks the belong to gorgeously dazzling and hot men. Are you one of them?

- I don't discriminate.. If you think you can make me cum..then I'm up for the challenge ;-) Message me to find out when tonight and where.. Xx Looking to meet guys that are interested in some role play.. or just playing out a fantasy of meeting a random stranger and fucking in the outdoors.. 😈 Love dogging.. What's a fantasy you'd like to play out?? Any guys up for pnp? Looking for my 1st double....

- Im here to meet locally as I CAN'T travel. I enjoy the company of a younger man Im not into sex chat or pic swapping Happy searching :) I DON'T MEET MARRIED OR ATTACHED MEN

- Just want to chill and fuck